Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Reasons my toddler might be a dog...

He is obsessed with toilet water
He spins around in circles when he gets excited
He loves the shit out of balls....that doesn't sound right, but you get the idea.

He feels threatened when he is cornered, and tends to get aggressive
He barks...
His farts often clear the room
He enjoys chewing on shoes
He has no shame
He often leaves a path of destruction behind him...
This is how he carries his toys around


Kindred spirits